A pseudo-serious writing contest at our upcoming conference

SUBMIT
Your best (or worst?)
Pseudo-Serious Attempts at Writing
to our first-ever DFW Writers Conference Literary Contest

Categories:
Best limerick (limit: two)
Best haiku (limit: three)
Best stand-alone metaphor (max: 25 words)
Best lightning flash fiction piece (75 word limit)
Best paragraph beginning, "It was a dark and stormy night." (125 word limit, including the required first sentence.)
Most outrageous creative non-fiction paragraph (125 word limit)

Rules:
You must be registered for the conference to enter. Register
You may only enter categories for which you are not a judge.
You must serve as a judge for at least one other category.
You must submit your work by Wednesday, Feb. 6, midnight by emailing pseudo_serious_but_short@yahoo.com . In subject line: place category and your name. In body of email, place your entry.

Outcomes:
Do not expect cash, publication, or other traditional prizes.
Winners wil be announced at the conference, and first-place winners will get to read their entries to the audience.

Non-traditional prizes will be awarded.
The intended outcomes are FUN and CREATIVE CAMARADERIE.

Why not register for the conference (if you haven’t already)
and enter your pseudo-serious work(s) today!